February 2010
Assasin's Creed 2
Is a pretty cool game, I must admit. If you like jumping around the rooftops of Renaissance Italy like a psychotic monkey, killing people and a confusing plot that constantly seems to change, then this is the game for you!
Okay, I make it sound bad, but really it’s good.
Me likey
January 2010
night crawlers
vinky:
anyone like chillin’ at 2 in the morning?
i need to hang out with more people who do nothing at night…
and we can eat celery (?) and play apples to apples til the sun rises; so fun.
That’s totally me, but my parents wouldn’t let me go out that late. Haha
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formspring.me
Someone is impersonating me, Tomio. D:
Oh noes! Well I should just let you know that someone is impersonating me too. This is not Tomio
DUN DUN DUNNNNN
*Welcome to the Twilight Zone…*
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
WHAT IF YOU TURNED OUT TO BE A MAN?
THEN WHY DO I HAVE BOOBS?
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
WHAT IF YOUR WIFE TURNED OUT TO BE A MAN?
WHAT IF I TURNED OUT TO BE A WOMAN?
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
Ideal place to get married?
On the Sun. But we’ll make sure to go at night when it’s much much cooler.
Hell if I know, I don;t think about that stuff
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
What is your favorite vegetable to dance with on Thursdays?
Eggplants
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
What size are your pantalones?
SOOOOOOO big that you don’t even know
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
Why don’t you make eye contact??
So I am not turned to stone by your eeeeeeevil glare
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
Why are you such a mean face? Why are you IN BED with Lord Voldermort?
I’m only in it for the sex, not all of that silly “evil, take-over-the-world-kill-Harry” stuff. Don’t worry.
;D
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
STFU? why don’t you want to hear my questions? :[
How about READ them?!?!? :D
NO I DONT. GO AWAY
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
If you were out in an asylum for one psychological disorder, what would it be? And yes, I am only letting you choose ONE
The man inside my head tells me that schizophrenia might be a good choice. I will have to consult with my glittery pet dragon first though.
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me.
PAPA-
PAPARAZZI
That would be really creepy if that wasn’t a Lady Gaga song, BUT SEEING AS IT IS… :D
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
I’m never going to give you up… Never gonna let you down.
never gonna run around and desert you
never gonna make you cry
never gonna say goodbye
never gonna tell a lie or hurt you :]
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
Can I have a cookie?
1) What kind of cookie are we talking about here?
2) Who might you be so that I can potentially give you this cookie at a later date?
3) What is the volume of the region bounded by the equations y = sin(x^2), and y = -4x^2 + x when rotated around the x-axis?
*Tomio is liable to eat up above mentioned cookie if aroma proves too tempting. No refunds, some...
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formspring.me
YES they will. I have a crush on Sam Worthington. Anyways, why don’t you wear contacts?
That is very nice, perhaps some other time.
And I don’t wear contacts because my optometrist says that I cannot. Something about my prescription being incompatible with contacts, I don’t know :[
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
Gee, way to elude my man-crush question. Fine. How about female ones?
Your mother, your sister, and as a general rule, any of your female relatives that might still be alive. I’m just kidding, that’s gross.
Anyways, do you really think that people are going to post on formspring who they have a crush on?
STFU I don’t want to hear it.
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formspring.me
So of the girls that you lust after, must they be born on the exact day at the exact time as you? So does that mean I have no chance with you? T_T
Umm, I guess not, sorry! We can still be friends.
Just kidding, do not fret, cause
♫♪
You’ve already won me over, in spite of me
and don’t be surprised if I fall, head over feet
and don’t be alarmed if I love...
And so it begins
If Theodore Olson and David Boies fail here, I will be both very depressed and very angry. Proposition 8 has no place in our state constitution, as it represents nothing but outdated homophobia and prejudice against upstanding and productive members of society who for the most part, just want to get fucking married. I don’t understand why so many people have a problem with that.
Let’s...
What you just said was not all that appropriate
So my dad was talking about how a woman had recently committed suicide at De Anza College (where he works), and was asking my brother and I what we thought about suicide, and why some people choose to take their own lives.
About 2 minutes into the rather somber discussion, my brother abruptly changes the subject and asks my father if he knows what the maximum weight a human being could defecate...
Life
Is feeling pretty slow at the moment. I need some excitement.
Free things always taste better
Today before picking up my brother I decided to waste some time (and my money) at Hydration, which for those who do not know is a pearl tea cafethingywahteveryoucallit downtown right next to San Jose State. It’s rather nice, and being a frequent customer, I had in my possession a stamp card that was all filled up, meaning that I am fucking amazing.
Crispy chicken snack + FREE red bean pearl...
Xbox Gamertag
screamgloria:
bleeperwagon:
screamgloria:
metalpail:
screamgloria:
metalpail:
Metalpail
I finally got live.
:D
MINE’S SCREAMGLORIA. GO ADD IT
IS IT REALLY ALL CAPS?
NO BUT I WAS EXCITED THAT YOU GOT LIVE
Bleeperwagon
ILL ADD YOU NOWWW
instantramen92
What the hell does that even mean and why do you...
Tumblr is getting less and less attractive everyday
I feel so accomplished!
christeenyweenie:
Well, sorta. After doing some highly extensive 5 minutes of research, I decided to trim my hair myself. No, not styling, I’m too chicken to do that. I don’t trust myself with my hair in that way. I just sheared off the split ends. :]
I’m really glad I did it cause lately whenever I run my hand through my hair it felt all gross and dry. So after watching a youtube vid or so,...
My Brother's
aznspiritjp:
favorite things to say while playing COD 4
“WOOOOOW”
“What a noob”
“Oh, you’re cool…you’re cool”
“SHIT”
“I hate campers”
“WOOOOW”
“HAHAHAH”
“NOOOO”
“Haha I didn’t know I was in back of you…sorry”
and
“WOOOOW”
I can totally see him saying that. Actually I think I played with him once and all he did was complain about noobs and way WOOOOW