February 2011
Just signed my lease for my apartment next year :D...
Fuckyeah not gonna be homeless.
January 2011
Hi Sandy.
In the comic strip Rose is Rose
The character Clem attempts to make a snowball to through at Pasquale. However, Pasquale’s guardian angel uses it’s “x-ray vision” to melt all of the snow around Clem, making it impossible to throw let alone form a snowball. However, this is ridiculous because as we all know, X-rays are not associated with heat in anyway. If the angel possessed infrared vision, then maybe...
This probably sounds ridiculous, but I miss...
I haven’t written any practically since High School. Fucking chemistry and calculus. I’ll definitely be taking some history/sociology classes next quarter.
Chemistry makes me sad.
I just found our troops' scrapbook from our 2006...
Brings back memories. I looked incredibly young.
For a show called "The Real Housewives", these...
Do people actually watch this
Farewell beloved laptop, I haven't even named you...
HP, it's hard to "place my laptop inside the...
I want to go to the Popping club session tonight...
Phooey. I suppose I’ll have to wait another week before realizing my dream of being a sexii dancing machine.
Yes! An empty box in the mail, just what I wanted.
Just kidding. Kinda. Actually it’s the box that HP sent to me for me to send my computer in so they can fix the fan.
Have another Intramural basketball game tonight...
This time we’re going to try and keep the score difference under 100 points. We’re just so good, it boggles the mind.
Watchscreamgloria:
fuckyeahgifs:
yourbestfriend:
typicalvirginsacrifice:
br0job-:
humpingturtles:
what-is-this-i-dont-even:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
dfjkl;lksa this is fucking cool.
EVERYBODY DO IT.
now thats fuckin’ cool.
oooooohhhh my god
this is AMAZING
this literally broke my computer but daaaang that was cool
fucking epic
I'm listening to 50 Cent right now.
That makes me gangster. Waddup dawg.
Eating a sandwich and biking at the same time is...
Nearly ran over a few stupid pedestrians who apparently decided to suddenly run into the middle of the street. They were acting drunk, but I’m not sure who would be getting smashed on a Tuesday night during midterm week.
Also, my hand hurts from practicing Kanji.
Giving You Up
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is giving you up. I let you down, I ran around and deserted you. I made you cry and I said goodbye. I told a lie and hurt you.
[Female, 20]
Behind every "no homo" is a little bit of homo...
I don’t mean this in a literal sense, but I see the term “no homo” as a ridiculously stupid phrase that constructs and perpetuates a homophobic environment. I think that sad part about the fact that this phrase is so common (with males in particular) now is that it shows that people are afraid of being gay. They’re afraid of coming off as gay, feminine, or not masculine...
Behind every "no homo" is a little bit of homo.
Oh my god I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE chemistry so so much. Especially my chemistry post-lab online exercises. There’s nothing I love more than sitting down on a nice afternoon and spending upwards of 2-3 hours solving abstract problems about colligative properties.
The Green State: The Slanted Playing Field →
squashed:
Monopoly is a good game for libertarians. Everybody starts out in the same spot. The rules are clear and understandable. There’s a lot of luck—but enough skill that you can feel good about winning. And it’s just a game. We don’t need to shed any tears for the losers.
To succinctly demonstrate my problems with the libertarian view, let’s change one rule. The player with the...
I feel like moseying on over to Rite-Aid and...
I feel like doing something crazy. Okay so not...
Listening to Britney Spears.
OH THE TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I’M ON A RIDE
YOU’RE TOXIC I’M SLIPPING UNDER
OH THE TASTE OF A POISON PARADISE
I’M ADDICTED TO YOU, DON’T YOU KNOW THAT YOU’RE TOXIC?
Anonymous asked: concerning that post about "albert einstein"... didnt he drop out of school?
According to my chem professor, we (the students)...
I've been staring at the iTunes visualizer for the...
I CAN’T STOP LOOKING. WHY DIDN’T I KNOW ABOUT THIS EARLIER?
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
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That student was Albert Einstein.
Brilliant.
Beautifully done.
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wow, this was really albert einstein? had no idea he if believed in anything at all. when stories become about real people don't they hit so much harder?
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First off I would like to say that I have nothing against Christians, Jews, God(s), or other religious beliefs. That being said, I hate chain posts. I also hate the fact that people don't seem to think about anything they read or see. We don't have to agree on things, but don't be a brainless sheep.
1) I highly doubt that somebody recorded and wrote out an entire conversation that young Albert Einstein once had with his teacher. This is most likely either highly fictionalized or not true. Just because someone says something on the internet doesn't make it true.
2) The professor is stupid and obviously a character constructed in an attempt at making Atheists look foolish. This kid, who is supposedly Einstein, makes numerous logical fallacies in his attempt to prove the existence of God. For one, he never proves that God exists. All captain obvious manages to do is mention that he has not seen the professor's brain in person. Can someone tell me how this proves the existence of God? What kind of professor would be stumped by a kid like this? A shitty one.
3) Yes, there is such a thing as cold. Just as he says, it is the absence of heat. He answers his own question and gets nowhere. Is there such a thing as a vacuum? By this logic, there would be no such things as a vacuum (space) or the number zero. Also, pointing this out still does not prove the existence of God.
4) Let's just pretend that this is true for a moment. Before all you religious folk start getting into how you have Albert Einstein "on your side", remember that it is a well known fact that in his later years, Einstein was more of an agnostic than anything. He was also brought up as a Jew, meaning that for some of you, he may have been arguing in favor of the "wrong" god.
5) The fact that someone is trying to make out Einstein as "anti-science" kinda pisses me off.
6) The professor is stupid. If there is such a God, how are we to know? True, you cannot prove the existence of God by any rational or empirical means, but you cannot disprove it either. People need to stop doing this because quite obviously, it gets us no where.
People in clown masks make me want to cry...
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I DON’T LIKE THIS
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I AM WHIMPERING ARE YOU PLEASED
>I AM WHIMPERING ARE YOU PLEASED
Kind of, but not really. I said…
So.
I walk into my room, and notice one of my roommates Alan lying on his bed. I turn on my computer and take off my jacket. I sit down, look over again, and then suddenly notice that it is not Alan, but another one of his creepy pledge brothers. For whatever reason, the frat that Alan is trying to get into makes all of the “applicants” (for lack of a better word) get the same shitty buzz...
“If Sarah Palin were black, her daughter’s out of wedlock, “baby daddy drama”...”
– If Sarah Palin Were Black (via azspot)
Just goes to show how far Palin’s whiteness can take her. Zero intellect, two high school drop-outs, an unwed teen mother, a quitter of the one major job she had. Master of hateful coded language targeting opponents as not “real Americans”. Belongs to a church...
Short of the professor being a unicorn (or other...
If only I could apply my ability to remember song...